Are you feeling slightly under the weather these days? Unmotivated, tired, unable to concentrate, in spite of your huge intake of Coke, coffee and cookies? Then you might be suffering from one of these Office Related Illnesses:
If you have detected symptoms of DSNWG (Delusion of Social Networking Website Grandeur) onyourself the remedy is simple: you probably ought to spend a little less time on Facebook, Twitter and the like. And maybe cut down on YouTube and Second Life, too. Should you however suspect that your extensive I-Google-myself-sessions might be caused by CSSE (Compulsive Self Search Engining) or if, even worse, your constant high aggressivity level turns out to be an RTFPSTYSHDC (short for Real Time First Person Shooter Thousand Yard Stare Hallucinatory Disassociation Complex), then we strongly advise you to seek professional help. Or maybe simply get a less boring job?
Although our viral marketing department is close by we can luckily claim that at BuzzParadise we are immune against all these ailments… because “boring” is an unknown concept for us.
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